Favourite Quotes from. . .

This is one of my all-time favourite movies and I'm super-de-duper excited about The Hangover 2 coming out this Summer, although like all other sequels, I get the feeling it will disappoint. Anyway, until then, here are some of my favourite quotes from the first one that still make me laugh out loud.

Alan: [while picking up Phil at the school where he works] Did you have to park so close?
Doug: Yeah, what's wrong?
Alan: I shouldn't be here.
Doug: Why is that, Alan?
Alan: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.
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Phil: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan: Wearing what?
Phil: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil: So does Joy Behar.
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Stu: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper.
Alan: Tigers *love* pepper. They hate cinnamon.
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Phil: Whose fucking baby is that?
Stu: Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?
Alan: Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check its collar or something.

Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

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Phil: [To Alan]Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.

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Alan: [while getting fitted for a tux] Woah watch it pervert! 

Doug: Relax Alan, he's just measuring your inseam. 

Alan: Well he's getting close to my shaft.

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Mr. Chow: [as he closes his car window slowly, his head trails the closing gap] Toodle-oo, motherfuckers. 

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Stu: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-fucking his corpse! 

Alan: That's highly unlikely. 

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Officer Franklin: [To Alan] Not you fat Jesus, slide it on back. 

Officer Franklin: *In the face! In the face!*

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Alan: [repeatedly singing] And we're the three best friends that anyone could have!

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And finally, who could forget:

Love Niesey x